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Please remember the Buzzword Profit Rule. The profits of any company shall be inversely proportional to the number of vague industry buzzwords used in its mission statement. Special profit deductions given for turning nouns into verbs, as in "productize."
This button has generated 394135 buzzwords.
For those really productive Board meetings, Staff meetings, and Company All-Hands Meetings, I have the Official Corporate Buzzword Bingo card.
Just print this page out, and take it to the next meeting and let the fun begin. Click the Generate button to get another unique card and pass them out to your coworkers.
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generate
mesh
repurpose
optimize
empower
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dynamic
visionary
clicks-and-mortar
compelling
real-time monitoring
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result-driven
the big picture
Institutionalized thinking
game plan
best practice
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intuitive
efficient
best-of-breed
strategic
e-business
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game plan
benchmark
Workplace standardization
layoff
hardball
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