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Please remember the Buzzword Profit Rule. The profits of any company shall be inversely proportional to the number of vague industry buzzwords used in its mission statement. Special profit deductions given for turning nouns into verbs, as in "productize."
This button has generated 292588 buzzwords.
For those really productive Board meetings, Staff meetings, and Company All-Hands Meetings, I have the Official Corporate Buzzword Bingo card.
Just print this page out, and take it to the next meeting and let the fun begin. Click the Generate button to get another unique card and pass them out to your coworkers.
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utilize
exploit
leverage
disintermediate
drive
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back-end
virtual
e-business
location-aware
front-end
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core business
touch base
proactive, not reactive
total quality
layoff
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frictionless
clicks-and-mortar
global
leading-edge
cross-media
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knowledgebase
out of the loop
win - win situation
fast track
hardball
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