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Please remember the Buzzword Profit Rule. The profits of any company shall be inversely proportional to the number of vague industry buzzwords used in its mission statement. Special profit deductions given for turning nouns into verbs, as in "productize."
This button has generated 350110 buzzwords.
For those really productive Board meetings, Staff meetings, and Company All-Hands Meetings, I have the Official Corporate Buzzword Bingo card.
Just print this page out, and take it to the next meeting and let the fun begin. Click the Generate button to get another unique card and pass them out to your coworkers.
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facilitate
reinvent
evolve
enable
whiteboard
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strategic
cross-media
B2C
collaborative
value-added
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fast track
best practice
take that offline
hardball
core business
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end-to-end
holistic
dynamic
clicks-and-mortar
killer
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user experience
win - win situation
out of the loop
bandwidth
the bottom line
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