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For those really productive Board meetings, Staff meetings, and Company All-Hands Meetings, I have the Official Corporate Buzzword Bingo card.
Please remember the Buzzword Profit Rule. The profits of any company shall be inversely proportional to the number of vague industry buzzwords used in its mission statement. Special profit deductions given for turning nouns into verbs, as in "productize." Need to say something to someone without saying it? You can do that with technology! Check out these talking buttons! Insult Generator Excuse Generator Job Title Generator Romantic Pet name Generator Shakespearean Insult Generator This button has generated 28112 buzzwords. The objective is simple: get five corporate buzz words in a row for B-I-N-G-O. The traditional game of bingo requires five numbers instead to call a win, try it with numbers and play online bingo. Set in a bingo hall, church or ballroom, unique bingo cards, or slips could be bought and played through the game or day. Numbered balls would be chosen at random and called out by the bingo caller, in buzz word bingo, the caller is your boss or colleagues they just don’t know it.
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