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Please remember the Buzzword Profit Rule. The profits of any company shall be inversely proportional to the number of vague industry buzzwords used in its mission statement. Special profit deductions given for turning nouns into verbs, as in "productize."
Let's face it, if you are looking for buzzwords, your job sucks. Time to get your resume updated:
This button has generated 228586 buzzwords.
For those really productive Board meetings, Staff meetings, and Company All-Hands Meetings, I have the Official Corporate Buzzword Bingo card.
Just print this page out, and take it to the next meeting and let the fun begin. Click the Generate button to get another unique card and pass them out to your coworkers.
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facilitate
leverage
synergize
brand
enhance
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killer
clicks-and-mortar
back-end
dynamic
real-time
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result-driven
proactive, not reactive
best practice
bandwidth
think outside the box
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asset tracking
e-business
leading-edge
dynamic
real-time monitoring
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inspiration
proactive, not reactive
stretch the envelope
result-driven
action items
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